I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
