Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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