Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I feel like a drive thru vagina
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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