this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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