Where is the hickey?
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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