Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
did you just send me my own nude
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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