There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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