I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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