You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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