I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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