The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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