i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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