i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I touched a dick in church today
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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