Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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