Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Randomize
