god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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