Non-Jews are for practice
what if I'm pregnant?
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I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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