Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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