If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I want to be your penis for a week.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
