Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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