Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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