He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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