i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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