Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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