I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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