can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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