I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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