So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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