i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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