After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
where are my eyebrows?
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