I don't think brook has ever known best
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
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