so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
smell my finger.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
