I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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