Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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