I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Panties = found
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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