help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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