i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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