Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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