Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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