I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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