So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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