well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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