okay pat passed out under dana's car
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize