Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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