alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
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