She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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