Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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