so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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