Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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