i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
What did we do last night that was yellow?
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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