Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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