Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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