Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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