If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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