did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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