nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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