where does the pee come out of this thing
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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