i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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