I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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