that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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