morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
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