I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Green mimosas i think yes
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Randomize
